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When I woke up this morning and brushed my hair, I thought it was a bit puffy, but had decided it was ok enough. When Gerrod saw me and said good morning, he added ‘looking a bit bogan on top there’. I duly added product to reduce the puff, and went to the kitchen to ask the Bogan Barometer for a new assessment: ‘better’ was the response. Thank goodness I passed! Wasn’t sure what I was going to do if I was still showing up bogan. Might have had to dig out the skinny black jeans and Metallica tee, and find a pack of cigarettes for my shoulder pad.